LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE: Have aspoonfull

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LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE: Have a Spoonfull.

1.   A husband told his wife he was going for a mini vacation of 4 days with his buddies.  She said it was ok for him to go. He asked  her to pack his blue silk pjs among other things. She packed his small case but put the lovely pjs in his fishing tackle box.  He went off and had a good time, they caught  all types of fish and of course sport fishing you throw them back. He said to his wife, “How come you did not pack the silkies for me as I asked?” She replied, it was in the Fishing Tackle Box!”  He was  BUSTED ! ( don’t mess with women- we know the scores!

2. The Boss asked Fred one of the workers. “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes sir,” Fred replied.
“Well then, that makes everything just fine,” After you left to go to your Grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you!”.   

3.  Johnnie asked his grandma, “Granny, how old are you?  Granny replied, 39 and holding” Johnnie thought for  a moment  then said, “And how old will you be if you  let go?”